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The Pied-Piper of
the Pass-Line
A chicken and a
horse lived on a farm, and both loved to play together. One day, the horse fell into a bog
and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the
farmer for help! Off the chicken ran. Arriving at the barn, he searched for the farmer,
but to no avail, because he had gone to town with the only tractor.
Running around, the
chicken spied the farmers new Z-3 series BMW. Finding the keys inside, the chicken
sped off with a length of rope, hoping he still had time to save his friends life.
Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive in the
shiny BMW, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him.
After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmers car, the chicken then
drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful car, rescued the horse! Happy and
proud, the chicken drove the BMW back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser
when he returned.
The friendship
between the two animals was cemented. A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit,
and soon began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life! The horse thought a
moment, walked over, and straddled the large muddy pit. Looking underneath, he told the
chicken to grab his thing and he would then lift him out of the pit. The
chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.
The moral of the
story?
When youre
hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.
When you are having
a hot hand at the craps table, everyone wants to be your friend. Offers of dinner, drinks, and more, are often
proposed by players of the opposite sex. The
usual social-restraints of society are cast aside either with the aid of alcohol or the
giddiness of success, when they are collecting winnings and are caught up in the betting
fever and the profit fervor. I LOVE to shoot the dice. Its mostly because, as a
money-making pursuit, my Precision-Shooting efforts consistently generates more money than
all but the luckiest of random-rollers can contribute to my bankroll.
With
random-rollers, you never actually know when a great hand is going to happen. You may be insightful enough to know when it is
happening right now, or when it has happened in the past. But you never know when it WILL happen in
the future.
With
Precision-Shooting, its almost the opposite. You
can pretty well tell when a good hand is going to happen, and with experience you can
predict how long it will last, and with a lesser degree of accuracy, you can predict your
average daily, or at least, weekly income.
Im attracted
to that sort of predictability. Ill
also readily admit that Im attracted to a negative-expectation game that
is beatable with Precision-Shooting.
So in my quest to
maximize shooting time, I seek out empty or sparsely-populated tables. Dont get me wrong, I love the company of
others, but I also like to maximize profit along the way.
If its a decision between making solo-money or hunkering down at a
choppy, crowded table, it doesnt take much thought to make the right choice.
For the past couple
of weeks, Ive had a good number of sessions at Casino Rama near my cottage up in
Orillia, Ontario. The tables are ALWAYS
hopping, and full of players. Its not
uncommon to wait for up to an hour for an available spot to open. It also means that each player gets about one
chance with the dice every hour or so. Those
are not ideal conditions in my book, no matter how great the actual table surface is for
accurate shooting. I find that my profit is
diluted by the long pauses between opportunities. My
average hourly earnings certainly feel that effect.
Sure, there are
different methods that I use when random-rollers have the dice, and there are numerous
approaches that I use as the trends ebb and flow over the course of each session, but I
still dont get to shoot very often. That
may sound selfish, but Im playing the game for PROFIT! Fun is an enjoyable side-benefit that usually, but
not always, is part of this game.
That brings me to
several readers who have asked why I always talk about playing in Las Vegas. While that isnt entirely true, as evidenced
in my Gilligan, the Skipper, and The Mad Professor article, as well as my
Atlantic City Journal article, its a fairly accurate
assessment.
The reason should be
evident, but Ill spell it out again
I LOVE TO THROW THE DICE!! LV gives me the greatest flexibility over the
greatest range of conditions, limits and tables. It
also generates the most profit, by any measure of comparison.
Every 19-out-of-20
sessions are profitable. That doesnt
happen by accident or mere luck, my friend. I
AM NOT on a ten-year lucky streak. Precision-Shooting
works, and it is the only thing that will work on craps to make it CONSISTENTLY
profitable!
In my pursuit of
empty tables, I have learned the busy and the slow periods for almost every casino in
Vegas. I can reliably predict how many
craps-people will be playing at Bellagio on a Wednesday at 3:00 am, or how many tables
will be open, but unoccupied at MGM Grand on a Sunday afternoon. I know how many regulars will be at
the Gold Coast casino during football season on a Saturday college-game morning, and I
know how many players to expect at Jokers Wild out in Henderson after midnight.
I generally
dont play when the tables are crowded. During
peak-hours, Im usually enjoying the night-life, and if I see an opportunity to shoot
the dice, then I might step up to the table. Perhaps
well see a headliner show at Caesars or the Hilton or Ballys, and then have a late
dinner with some friends at Mirage or Treasure Island or Luxor. If Im walking by an open, but empty table, I
may stop for one hand.
We may catch a
lounge act at the Trop or Aladdins Blue Note or pop into Drais at Barbary
Coast or Babys at the Hard Rock or Voodoo at the Rio.
While those places are pretty wild on some nights, I NEVER drink if I know
that Ill be playing later. I know that
if I get into my car at 3:00 or 4:00 am, Ill be heading to some of my favorite
dead casinos, but I want to arrive alive!
Usually by 11:00 am
in the morning, my craps play is finished for the day.
Then I spend the rest of my time doing what I do as chronicled in my
upcoming Lifestyles of a Precision-Shooter article.
It is during those
off-hour shooting sessions that I draw a wide-variety of new friends. These are players who see me shoot, then as
Im stepping away from the table to pursue greener felt-pastures, ask where Im
going to be playing next so that they can follow me there to further profit from my rolls.
On some occasions, I
feel like the Pied-Piper of the Pass-Line as I lead a small group of excited
players from casino to casino.
Here are a couple
of examples:
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There have been many
times when the entire population of a table followed me to another
casino. Twice it happened when I went from
the Golden Nugget to Binions Horseshoe, and then proceeded on to Four Queens. Its quite an event when a crowded table
suddenly vanishes right before the Pit Bosses eyes. All
these people were previous strangers to me.
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It happened again when I
had a couple of great hands at OSheas (a Flamingo Hilton off-shoot), and went
to Harrahs, and then across to Treasure Island, and subsequently, The Mirage. I felt like the leader of a kindergarten field
trip. Okay, everybody hold onto the
skipping rope, were going to Caesars now!
When I show up with eight or ten other players in tow, THAT GETS NOTICED!
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At New York New York, I
had the rare occasion where the dealers, who were making HUGE tokes, organized it so that
everyone passed on shooting, thereby the dice would immediately come back to me following
my 7-Out. After doing that for six more
decent-length hands in a row, the Pit Boss came over and said, Thats enough,
everyone else take a turn or Ill shut the table down.
You cant trade on his luck all day long! I beat a hasty retreat to the Monte Carlo Hotel,
but eight of those previously-unknown players followed me there too.
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Many times, four or five
people who are vacationing together as a group will ask if they can buy my girlfriend and
I dinner in hopes that theyll get in on another hot hand later in the evening. Occasionally I will oblige, but most times I just
sincerely thank them for their flattering and generous offer.
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I was playing at the
Freemont Hotel in downtown Vegas. The only
other player at the table starts a conversation after we each have a couple of decent
hands. He attributed his luck to
being with someone else who was luckier than he was. He felt that my excess of luck was being absorbed
into him by way of cosmic osmosis or something like that. It was one of those times when I
felt like saying, Hey, your village just called, they are missing their IDIOT!
Anyway, he begged to let him follow me around for just a couple of hours. He offered food, drink and a share of his profits. I havent been courted like that since my
girlfriend got an $845 speeding ticket in her super-charged Jaguar XKR. I told him to meet
me over at Fitzgeralds Casino in thirty minutes.
Like clockwork, he was there upon my arrival. He
looked so much like an anxious puppy that I thought I should spread some newspapers on the
floor in case he pissed himself with excitement. He
had brought a couple of friends who he said also needed the benefit of my shooting to
re-inflate their wallets.
We went on to become good friends, and to this day, when I go to Vegas, we get
occasionally together for a couple of lengthy and profitable sessions. His eagerness has never waned, and he sometimes
brings his wife along if we are going to combine it into a dinner and show
social-happening, otherwise he is content with the camaraderie and profit that this
joint-venture brings.
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Basketball
Don introduced himself to me one night while playing at San Remo, which is located
beside the Tropicana. We had seen each other
at a couple of other casinos before, so it was natural that we struck up a conversation
during a chip-fill lull in the action. We had
a decent session, and as I was coloring-out, he asked where I would be playing later, and
could he join up. He didnt seem like he
was out on a weekend pass from the Clarke County Detention Center, so I agreed. Don was
actually a highly-touted college-player who had played on a full-scholarship at Gonzaga in
Washington State. Despite his phenomenal
showings in the NCAA March Madness for two years in a row, he had injured himself in an
off-season accident, thereby ruining his pro-NBA prospects.
Later at the Flamingo, there he stood. Some
of Dons friends had tagged along. I
dont know where he found them. Maybe
the line-up at the cash-for blood-donations clinic was closed that day. They werent the kind of street urchins that
I usually encounter at the Western or the El Cortez.
Rather they looked like refuges from a 1950s bowling tournament. Pompadour hair, pointed-toe eel-skin boots, and
pastel-colored bowling shirts is how a robbery-victim would have described them.
Anyway, we had a great time, as they bet up a storm for the dealers and themselves. Two of the dealers knew me, and quietly thanked me
for bringing such generous tippers to the table. They
also heavily tipped the cocktail waitress to bring them special drinks from
Dr. Wus bar that used to be just outside of the Peking Market restaurant.
Don and his friends turned out to be totally harmless, and well connected in the local
dance-club circuit. We still get together
with about five other couples, and really enjoy ourselves.
He currently manages THE hip place to be seen, located at the south-end of the
Strip, at the casino-hotel where you will find ALL the well-manicured yuppies.
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Cincinnati
Carmen is one of the most talented Precision-Shooters that doesnt believe
in Precision-Shooting! Im not a
heretic for saying that. He truly believes
that his good, clean, honest, no-vices-lifestyle, combined with incredible good fortune
and Gods will, is the reason he is into his fifth year of making lifestyle-changing
profit from craps.
Still, he likes to know where Im playing so that hes got an alternative
income-stream in case his planets, moons and stars arent properly aligned. Carmen is one of the few professionals that is
constantly traveling around the world in pursuit of the game.
I hear from him when he is in places like Oregon, Indiana or Missouri. I fill him in on my travel plans and we sometimes
meet up. I last saw him at Casino Niagara in
Niagara Falls, Ontario a short time ago. His
throwing accuracy is truly awesome, but the man still doesnt believe that its
skill at all; he still says its based on faith, love and good karma. Far Out, Man!!!
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Three
inner-city-type rappers from L.A. decided that Mr.
Mayo-on-White-Bread Mad Professor was just the ticket they needed to make legit
money away from the crack-infested corners of their hood. One of the trio had seen me during an earlier
session at the Trop, and he told his posse to get in on a good thing.
We started off at, of all places, Excalibur, late one night. As their collective profit increased, their
betting took on proportions that exceeded the Excals table limits. They wanted to continue playing, and asked if we
could find a place with higher limits.
I was staying at the Mirage, but suggested that Caesars would handle their action, and
theyd easily raise the limits if I asked them to.
They dutifully met me there, and dutifully Caesars raised the head room
to accommodate their play.
Ill admit that I was really enjoying myself, as they were making extremely
large bets for both the dealers and the shooter (ME!!!). The payoffs were HUGE, and the tips coming my
way were outstripping my own winnings by a margin of at least 5-to-1. We played a total of eight hours between the two
casinos. With their winnings, they started up
a fledgling record label, which I understand has become a force in the rap-dance-club
music scene.
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Hawaii Pete is not a
typical undisciplined gambling tourist. He
is a seasoned gambler who specifically looks for Precision-Shooters, and then bets heavily
on them. I first met him at Ballys
back in 93. He studied shooters, just
like a technician would clock a roulette wheel.
When he determines an advantage, he jumps in cautiously at first, and then
more aggressively.
He said that he had tried to learn how to shoot properly, but arthritis hampered his
ability, so he shopped for shooters instead.
He admitted that sometimes hed have to survey hundreds upon hundreds of
shooters until he saw someone whom exhibited ability, but he said the wait was almost
always worth it.
He came over to Vegas from his home on Maui for three weeks every two months. He said that every trip was profitable, and was
becoming more so as he met more qualified shooters, and followed them around
on their sessions. He said that he had never
met anyone who was so consistent with the dice as I was.
I thanked him for his compliment, but I figured that he said that to anyone who he
figured he could make a buck off of.
A day later, I met Petes wife. She was
effusive in her excitement over her husband talking about me non-stop. She said that he couldnt stop talking about
what I was doing with the dice, that she had to meet me herself. They turned out to be a really decent retired
couple, who my girlfriend and I even visited the last time we were in Hawaii. They now schedule their trips to the
mainland to coincide with my visits to Vegas, Reno, Laughlin, Louisiana and
Mississippi.
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I guess I am flattered by all of the attention, and the genuine interest that other
players show in my shooting. They
too, seem to be attracted to the predictability that Precision-Shooting brings to a
negative-expectation game that can be beatable. On the other hand, I know the importance of
keeping my play as low on the radar-screens of the casinos as possible.
Good Luck & Good Skill at the Tables
and in
Life.
By: The Mad
Professor
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