by Ed Jones | Feb 12, 2024 | Mad Professor, Mad Professor's FAQ
A guy goes to a bar and sees a big jar filled with $5-bills. He asks the bartender, “What’s with the money?” The bartender replies, “We’re having a contest. You have to put $5 in the jar; then you have to complete three tasks....
by Ed Jones | Feb 12, 2024 | Mad Professor, Mad Professor's FAQ
A macho kind of guy married a good-looking lady. After the wedding, he laid down the following rules: “I’ll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I want… and I don’t expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on...
by Ed Jones | Feb 12, 2024 | Mad Professor, Mad Professor's FAQ
(read part I here or Part 2 here or Part 3 here or here for part 4 or here for part5 or here for part 6 here for part 7) A mailman worked the same route for thirty years. Upon his impending retirement, the Post Office sends out notices to all the households...
by Ed Jones | Feb 12, 2024 | Mad Professor, Mad Professor's FAQ
(read part I here or Part 2 here or Part 3 here or here for part 4 or here for part5 or here for part 6 ) At the annual class Christmas party, a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist’s son handed her a gift. She...
by Ed Jones | Feb 12, 2024 | Mad Professor, Mad Professor's FAQ
(read part I here or Part 2 here or Part 3 here or here for part 4 or here for part5 ) An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, he is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom. A week after arriving back home in the States, he...
