by Ed Jones | Feb 17, 2024 | Mad Professor, Mad Professor's Playbook & Other Methods
Here are a couple of random thoughts that didn’t originate with me: 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. A conscience does not prevent sin; it only prevents you from enjoying it. A bartender is just a...
by Ed Jones | Feb 17, 2024 | Mad Professor, Mad Professor's Playbook & Other Methods
There were three nuns waiting to be blessed. The priest asked the first nun, “Have you ever touched a penis?” She says, “I touched one once with my finger.” The priest says, “Put your finger in holy water and say three Hail...
by Ed Jones | Feb 17, 2024 | Mad Professor, Mad Professor's Playbook & Other Methods
A Roundtable with Heavy and the Mad Professor Mad Professor:For the Precision-Shooter, I think that Put bets can be a valuable tool in the casinos that allow it.When I play at Casino Royale in Vegas, that is one of the major attractions of the place. I’m not...
by Ed Jones | Feb 17, 2024 | Mad Professor, Mad Professor's Playbook & Other Methods
Here’s a test. You don’t have to study. No one will prick your arm to draw blood. This is not a sperm-test, nor an S.A.T. exam. The results will not be “marked on a curve”. The Mad Professor has put only one question on this quiz. You will not...
by Ed Jones | Feb 17, 2024 | Mad Professor, Mad Professor's Playbook & Other Methods
At least a couple of times each casino day, fellow players asks me: “Why do you put so much emphasis on Place betting the 6 & 8 over everything else on the table?” Yes, they already know that the 6 & 8 will roll an average of five times each, while...
