by Ed Jones | Feb 17, 2024 | Essentials For Survival, Mad Professor
An old cowboy went into the Fontana Lounge at Bellagio and ordered a drink during the recent National Finals Rodeo in Vegas. As he sat there sipping his Kentucky sour-mash bourbon, a young lady sat down beside him. She turned to the cowboy and asked,...
by Ed Jones | Feb 17, 2024 | Essentials For Survival, Mad Professor
A guy walks into a bar with a monkey and they both sit down. The guy orders a drink and the monkey starts eating all the snacks on the bar. The bartender complains and the guy says, “Don’t mind my monkey, he eats anything. Just put it on my tab.”...
by Ed Jones | Feb 17, 2024 | Essentials For Survival, Mad Professor
This guy went into the hospital for a circumcision, but because of a mix up, he ended up having a complete sex change. All the doctors and nurses had gathered around his bed as he was waking up so that they could give him the bad news. Naturally, the poor...
by Ed Jones | Feb 17, 2024 | Essentials For Survival, Mad Professor
Some friends of mine were out birthday-gift shopping for their daughter who desperately wanted a Barbie-doll set. At the toy-store they asked how much they were. “It depends on which one, they’re all different. For example, that one there...
by Ed Jones | Feb 17, 2024 | Essentials For Survival, Mad Professor
Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a closer look at their beer consumption. The study was conducted to determine if there was a presence of female hormones in beer. The theory was that drinking too much beer could make a man...
