by Ed Jones | Feb 17, 2024 | Essentials For Survival, Mad Professor
In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man’s penis was larger than the shaft. After one year and $180,000.00, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex. After...
by Ed Jones | Feb 17, 2024 | Essentials For Survival, Mad Professor
The ambassador of a small African nation visited Russia, and was entertained by the Russian ambassador. For two days, the African ambassador was wined, dined, and generally treated to the best hospitality that Russia had to offer. On the final day of his visit, the...
by Ed Jones | Feb 17, 2024 | Essentials For Survival, Mad Professor
A middle-aged lawyer and a woman meet, fall in love, and decide to get married. On their wedding night they settle into the bridal suite at Mandalay Bay and the bride says to her new groom, “Please promise to be gentle… I am still a virgin.” ...
by Ed Jones | Feb 17, 2024 | Essentials For Survival, Mad Professor
Staying and playing in Vegas means many things to many people. The other night I was playing the $1 craps tables at the Sahara. The well-populated bar is less than ten feet from two of the tables. It is a popular hang-out for ladies-of-the-night,...
by Ed Jones | Feb 17, 2024 | Essentials For Survival, Mad Professor
If you live in the north-east, Spring not only brings fresh things to life, but it also gives birth to potholes and huge cracks as reminders of the winter that just passed. That’s one of the reasons I like to be in the warmer climates during the colder months of...
