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Hello my dear readers,
Thank you for another successful year for Dice Setter. Your compliments, questions, and suggestions help us to stay on the cutting edge, providing the dice community with current information.
I also wish to thank all of our contributors for their generosity, helping Ed with the newsletter, and contributing articles.
With this holiday season, I send my sincere wishes to all. May you and yours experience the joy of the season. Share love and kindness and receive the gift of brotherhood.
Look forward to the excitement of the New Year and anticipate your deserved abundance at the casino.
Merry Christmas to all,
Soft Touch
Today’s Wisdom:
A casino Mafia boss finds out that his bookkeeper, Leo, has cheated him out of $4,000,000.
His bookkeeper is deaf, which was the reason he got the job in the first place.
When the Mafia boss goes to confront Leo about his missing $4 million, he takes along Guido, his lawyer, who knows sign language.
The Mafia boss tells Guido, “Ask Leo where’s the money? The lawyer, using sign language, asks Leo where’s the money?
Leo signs back, “What money? I don’t know what you are talking about.”
Guido tells the Godfather, “He says he doesn’t know what you are talking about”
The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Leo’s temple and says, “Ask him again!”
The lawyer signs to Leo, “He’ll kill you if you don’t tell him.”
Leo signs back, “Okay! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried out in West Las Vegas, behind a shed at my cousin Bruno’s house.
The Mafia boss asks the lawyer, “What did he say?”
The lawyer replies, “He says you don’t have the balls to pull the trigger.”
