Ask the Mad Professor Part 5

(read part I here or Part 2 here or Part 3 here or here for part 4) A typical Dad, was passing through his son’s college-town late one night on a business trip.  He thought that he would pay a surprise visit to the boy.  Arriving at the fraternity...

Ask the Mad Professor Part 4

(read part I here or Part 2 here or Part 3 here) A hip young guy goes out and buys one of the fastest cars available.  It’s a brand new Ferrari 550 Maranello, and he pay’s $274,000 for it.  He takes it out for a spin and stops for a red light.  An old...

Ask the Mad Professor Part 3

(read part I here or Part 2 here) Two campers where hiking in the forest.  All of a sudden, a bear jumps out the bushes and starts chasing them.  Both campers start running for their lives when one of them stops, and starts to put on his running shoes. His...

Ask the Mad Professor Part 2

(read part I here ) Three successful brothers compared their wealth by the presents they had recently given to their old mother for her 75th birthday.  Mario, the oldest, said: “I built a big mansion for our mother.” Johnnie, the second oldest,...

Ask the Mad Professor Part 1

A gorilla escapes from the local zoo. A short time later, a man calls to report a gorilla in his back-yard tree. The zoo-keeper rushes right over. He arrives with a big net, a baseball bat, a shotgun, and a Pit-Bull dog. The home-owner asks what all the stuff is...